Pintmaster » Humor http://pintmaster.com Thu, 04 Feb 2010 16:39:30 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 Business Cards http://pintmaster.com/20070207/business-cards/ http://pintmaster.com/20070207/business-cards/#comments Thu, 08 Feb 2007 05:59:25 +0000 Colin http://www.pintmaster.com/20070207/business-cards/

Im looking at getting some business cards at the moment. American Psycho is one of my inspirations.

]]> http://pintmaster.com/20070207/business-cards/feed/ 0 Meatpile http://pintmaster.com/20070206/meatpile/ http://pintmaster.com/20070206/meatpile/#comments Wed, 07 Feb 2007 05:20:33 +0000 Colin http://www.pintmaster.com/20070206/meatpile/ Today, I decided to add a new section to this blog. Primarily related to my ridiculous misadventures in the kitchen. I tend to make things off the top of my head and just throw anything in there that I feel like. Today's ridiculous invention is:

Difficulty: Easy to Medium
Time: 20 minutes prep + 60 minutes baking
Meatpile CookedMeatpile is a dish that I invented because I didnt have the right pan to make a loaf. I also didnt have any bread to make breadcrumbs, or onions. This is one of my usual heavily substituted dishes!

Ingredients

  • 1 package Jennie-o Ground Turkey (extra lean)
  • 1 package Jennie-o Breakfast sausage
  • 2 eggs
  • Small can of tomato paste
  • Heinz Tomato Ketchup
  • Worcestershire Sauce
  • Garlic Powder
  • Pepper
  • Some flour

Directions

  1. Set your oven to 350 degrees C
  2. Grease the bottom of a large baking dish (clearly to large for your meat)
  3. In a large mixing bowl, add the ground turkey, turkey sausage (squeeze them out of the casings first), tomato paste, garlic powder, pepper, some flour (just a little), 2 eggs (or one for less mushy result)
  4. Using your hands, mix everything together until it is mixed thoroughly
  5. Put the pile of meat in the baking dish in whatever shape you like. Average thickness should be 3 - 4 inches
  6. Coat the top of the meatpile in Ketchup and smooth it around the edges (see picture>
  7. Bake for 60 minutes
  8. Serve and enjoy!

It actually is not that good. It was kinda mushy. In regular meatloaf, you are supposed to use breadcrumbs. Let me know what you think!

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I have never seen anyone destroy windows so well!

]]> http://pintmaster.com/20070202/animation-vs-animator/feed/ 0 This website is not an explosive device http://pintmaster.com/20070201/this-website-is-not-an-explosive-device/ http://pintmaster.com/20070201/this-website-is-not-an-explosive-device/#comments Thu, 01 Feb 2007 22:12:30 +0000 Colin http://www.pintmaster.com/20070201/this-website-is-not-an-explosive-device/ IgnignoktCan you believe it? Boston, the city to which I am moving was under panic yesterday as the city was invaded by the Mooninites. A couple of guys put up signs (at the behest of Turner Broadcasting) on bridges and in subway stations, devices that light up at night, displaying Ignignokt giving the finger (as in the picture below). The BBC covered the story. so did a few other major news outlets.
CNN Mooninite
Bopo

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]]> http://pintmaster.com/20061227/pork-chop-sandwiches/feed/ 0 Nuckin’ Futs – The JibJab Year in Review http://pintmaster.com/20061220/nuckin-futs-the-jibjab-year-in-review/ http://pintmaster.com/20061220/nuckin-futs-the-jibjab-year-in-review/#comments Wed, 20 Dec 2006 15:03:12 +0000 Colin http://www.pintmaster.com/20061215/nuckin-futs-the-jibjab-year-in-review/ ]]> http://pintmaster.com/20061220/nuckin-futs-the-jibjab-year-in-review/feed/ 0 Weird Al – Do I creep you out http://pintmaster.com/20061206/weird-al-do-i-creep-you-out/ http://pintmaster.com/20061206/weird-al-do-i-creep-you-out/#comments Wed, 06 Dec 2006 21:10:00 +0000 Colin http://www.pintmaster.com/20061206/weird-al-do-i-creep-you-out/ ]]> http://pintmaster.com/20061206/weird-al-do-i-creep-you-out/feed/ 0 Guy breaks up with girlfriend on TV http://pintmaster.com/20061130/guy-breaks-up-with-girlfriend-on-tv/ http://pintmaster.com/20061130/guy-breaks-up-with-girlfriend-on-tv/#comments Thu, 30 Nov 2006 20:46:11 +0000 Colin http://www.pintmaster.com/20061130/guy-breaks-up-with-girlfriend-on-tv/

Have you ever gotten to the point with a girlfriend where they just dont get it? This guy has!

]]> http://pintmaster.com/20061130/guy-breaks-up-with-girlfriend-on-tv/feed/ 0 Weird Al – White and Nerdy http://pintmaster.com/20061124/weird-al-white-and-nerdy/ http://pintmaster.com/20061124/weird-al-white-and-nerdy/#comments Fri, 24 Nov 2006 21:20:52 +0000 Colin http://www.pintmaster.com/20061124/weird-al-white-and-nerdy/

This is a great video that Aleks Zuzek originally showed to me.

Here's the original for reference

]]> http://pintmaster.com/20061124/weird-al-white-and-nerdy/feed/ 0 The crazy chicken cometh and is minced http://pintmaster.com/20061122/the-crazy-chicken-cometh-and-is-minced/ http://pintmaster.com/20061122/the-crazy-chicken-cometh-and-is-minced/#comments Wed, 22 Nov 2006 16:42:31 +0000 Colin http://www.pintmaster.com/20061122/the-crazy-chicken-cometh-and-is-minced/

This is one of a series of Estonian commercials used in the closing credits of the new borat movie. They are fantastically bad, and I recommend you check them out on Youtube. The one above is my favorite. Absurd!

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