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Im looking at getting some business cards at the moment. American Psycho is one of my inspirations.

Today, I decided to add a new section to this blog. Primarily related to my ridiculous misadventures in the kitchen. I tend to make things off the top of my head and just throw anything in there that I feel like. Today’s ridiculous invention is:

Difficulty: Easy to Medium
Time: 20 minutes prep + 60 minutes baking
Meatpile is a dish that I invented because I didnt have the right pan to make a loaf. I also didnt have any bread to make breadcrumbs, or onions. This is one of my usual heavily substituted dishes!

Ingredients

• 1 package Jennie-o Ground Turkey (extra lean)
• 1 package Jennie-o Breakfast sausage
• 2 eggs
• Small can of tomato paste
• Heinz Tomato Ketchup
• Worcestershire Sauce
• Garlic Powder
• Pepper
• Some flour

Directions

1. Set your oven to 350 degrees C
2. Grease the bottom of a large baking dish (clearly to large for your meat)
3. In a large mixing bowl, add the ground turkey, turkey sausage (squeeze them out of the casings first), tomato paste, garlic powder, pepper, some flour (just a little), 2 eggs (or one for less mushy result)
4. Using your hands, mix everything together until it is mixed thoroughly
5. Put the pile of meat in the baking dish in whatever shape you like. Average thickness should be 3 - 4 inches
6. Coat the top of the meatpile in Ketchup and smooth it around the edges (see picture>
7. Bake for 60 minutes
8. Serve and enjoy!

It actually is not that good. It was kinda mushy. In regular meatloaf, you are supposed to use breadcrumbs. Let me know what you think!

I have never seen anyone destroy windows so well!

Can you believe it? Boston, the city to which I am moving was under panic yesterday as the city was invaded by the Mooninites. A couple of guys put up signs (at the behest of Turner Broadcasting) on bridges and in subway stations, devices that light up at night, displaying Ignignokt giving the finger (as in the picture below). The BBC covered the story. so did a few other major news outlets.

Have you ever gotten to the point with a girlfriend where they just dont get it? This guy has!

This is a great video that Aleks Zuzek originally showed to me.

Here’s the original for reference

This is one of a series of Estonian commercials used in the closing credits of the new borat movie. They are fantastically bad, and I recommend you check them out on Youtube. The one above is my favorite. Absurd!

… probably about 400 times, but here is the link anyway!

Those of you wondering who Joe Cecot is, he is this scary fellow here.

Hello
Yes, could I speak with tom mabe
Who’s calling
This is mike with *beep*

I got a clever email forward today with the following shopping bags.

Wa wa wee wa!. Many people know I am not a big fan of extra pounds around the waistline. Many people have a love hate relationship with their weight. The rest of us seem to have more of a hate-hate relationship with the overweight. It is pretty bad, but our weight is something within each of our grasp. It requires one thing… self-control… and dedication. Wait, that is two things!

I’ve been a big fan of Sascha Baron Cohen for a while and Im excited to see Borat - The Movie coming out. You can check out the first 4 minutes of the movie below.

Also, be sure to check out all the deleted scenes!

• Puppy
• Dinner Prayer
• Police aka Cinnabon
• Jail

A bunch more official content is available in “Borat’s” video stream profile. Even more stilll is on Borat’s official homesite

We’ve got all your George Washington shiznit:

T-shirts

Music

Here’s the George Washington MP3.

Video

Words

Washington, Washington, 6 foot 8 weighs a fucking ton
Opponents beware, opponents beware
He’s coming, he’s coming, he’s coming
Let me lay it on the line, he had two on the vine
Two sets of testicles, so divine
On a horse made of crystal he patrolled the land
With a mason ring and schnauser in his perfect hands
Here comes George, in control
Women dug his snuff and his gallant stroll
Ate opponents brains and invented cocaine
He’s coming, he’s coming, he’s coming
Washington, Washington, 6 ft 20, fucking killing for fun
Spread, spread, Delaware
He’s coming, he’s coming, he’s coming
Sue me if I go to fast
But the sons of his opponents wished that he was there dad
Got a wig for his wig, got a brain for his heart
He’ll kick you apart, he’ll kick you apart
Ooh, He’ll save children, but not the british children
He’ll save children, but not the british children
He’ll save children, but not the british children
He’ll save children, but not the british children
He had a pocket full of horses, fucked the shit out of bears
Threw a knife into heaven and could kill with a stare
He made love like an eagle falling out of the sky
Killed his sensei in a duel and he never said why
Washington, Washington, 12 stories high made of radiation
The present beware, the future beware
He’s coming, he’s coming, he’s coming
Did I mention his four nuts, well he also had four dicks
If you took of his boot, you’d see the dicks growing off of his feet
I heard…. that…. motherfucker had like 30 goddamn dicks
He once held an opponents wife’s hand in a jar of acid… at a party

Enjoy!