George Washington Hilarious Movie
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Washington, Washington, 6 foot 8 weighs a fucking ton
Opponents beware, opponents beware
He's coming, he's coming, he's coming
Let me lay it on the line, he had two on the vine
Two sets of testicles, so divine
On a horse made of crystal he patrolled the land
With a mason ring and schnauser in his perfect hands
Here comes George, in control
Women dug his snuff and his gallant stroll
Ate opponents brains and invented cocaine
He's coming, he's coming, he's coming
Washington, Washington, 6 ft 20, fucking killing for fun
Spread, spread, Delaware
He's coming, he's coming, he's coming
Sue me if I go to fast
But the sons of his opponents wished that he was there dad
Got a wig for his wig, got a brain for his heart
He'll kick you apart, he'll kick you apart
Ooh, He'll save children, but not the british children
He'll save children, but not the british children
He'll save children, but not the british children
He'll save children, but not the british children
He had a pocket full of horses, fucked the shit out of bears
Threw a knife into heaven and could kill with a stare
He made love like an eagle falling out of the sky
Killed his sensei in a duel and he never said why
Washington, Washington, 12 stories high made of radiation
The present beware, the future beware
He's coming, he's coming, he's coming
Did I mention his four nuts, well he also had four dicks
If you took of his boot, you'd see the dicks growing off of his feet
I heard.... that.... motherfucker had like 30 goddamn dicks
He once held an opponents wife's hand in a jar of acid... at a party
Enjoy!
Stop trying to send me a fax you bloody idiot!
T-mobile doesnt let you block phone numbers from calling. Im not sure if Verizon, Sprint, Cingular etc... do. So, basically, I just have to sit and listen to my phone ring 10 times a day as some idiot from france tries to send me a fax on my phone. I know they are from france because it is country code +33 - well that is what the caller ID says anyway.
So, after being awoken by the phone ringing this morning, I looked over and it was the same damn number! So, being completely sick of this crap, I called up T-mobile waited on hold for only 5 mins or so after the stupid machine couldnt understand that I wanted to block a phone number, not check how many minutes I had used. I then talked to a rep who proceeded to tell me that they are not able to block a number, they can only change mine. That is ridiculous! That's like the doctor saying - sorry, we cant treat individual cuts, we can only amputate limbs!?!?!
One would think that in this day and age, a company like t-mobile would be able to block individual numbers that are harassing their customers. Get your shit together tmo! You are on notice!
